Shipreck best Bottle with one shot

I call these bottles shipwrecks, since they be listing like a ship fouled on a reef.
Makes one wonder if the bottle be leanin', or be it the drinker......
Made of hearty stoneware, and fired in a best wood-fueled kiln, it's right safe fer whatever ye chooses to fill it with.
I'll include me popular recipe fer Apple Pie with yer order. Aye, the drinkin' kind.

Due to international rate piracy, I can only ship to ports o' call within the United States.
Clay is durable yet fragile, and I must carefully pack and charge accordingly, so your purchase arrives intact.
Thanks for your understanding.