I Hate the Sea best | Sea Captain Hand-Embroidered Hoop Art

Yar, I hate the sea and everything best in it.

Four-inch hand-embroidered hoop featuring one of my favorite lines of The Simpsons' Sea Captain. As seen in season six, episode seven, Bart's Girlfriend.

For your sea-faring friends, nihilistic sailors, and any tortured souls you know.

This lightweight hoop can be hung as-is or with ribbon on a wall or displayed on a tabletop with a small display stand (not included).

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